Wednesday, June 14, 2006

LoveActually Part-2

My first poem. Sheetal Mallar in the D'damas ad. The 2003 season BMW-Williams F1 engine singing around turn 14 in the United States grand prix at 18,000 rpm. David Blaine. Diana Krall's voice floating over my dining table. The Ferrari GTO parked silently on a cliffside in Posetano. Kedilaya Classes. Failing the JEE. Konkani dal. Passing the JEE. Beer and dirty jokes with dad. The last page of The Preacher. My first look at a Dali. Saarang 2004. Sachin Tendulkar in Desert Storm. Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti? The intro to Baba O' Riley. Venkatesh Prasad in the 1996 world-cup quarter finals. The last time I cried. Mood Indigo 2005. My first day at college. The first time I was kissed. My first play. Sulaj Kini dancing. Mahesh Shenoy's electric lap in the KMC swimming pool. Vasudev Bhat taking my pulse for the first time. Sneha Nagesh's songs. Sunil Pai's "Che faro Senza te?" and "This and that". P. Rathna Kumar after Schroeter Gold. Hattiwale Vipul Prakash staring at the halo around a full moon from Jamuna's roof. Harish S bursting into my room. Anushya Chandran 12 hours before Physics II. Washing powder Nirma. The Ericsson ad. Dexter's Lab. Atlas Shrugged. Pilot Paints.

Magic.

42 comments:

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Hahahahahaha.

Super.

And you're back. w00t!

Doodh Si Safedi.

Sneha said...

See, when you add just the right amount of sentiment, it always works. Right amount, I say! So as to not make everything stagger under it's weight and make everyone slightly dizzy.
Why do you like Ayn Rand? Why?

(Nope, none of the above is supposed to make any sense. I just feel terribly incoherent:-P)

Yup!Quite uber cool!:-)

Kini said...

@SNT
Let's wait and see, wot?

@Sneha
Ok, so I mention you in my post and suddenly everything's like sweet cherry pie? *ducks* Kidding kidding. What can I say, sometimes I get it wrong, sometimes I overdo it.

It's the travails of being a drama queen. Danke.*grin*

S said...

nice :)

whrz part 1?? :O

Kini said...

@S
Private Joke and all that. :D Good to have you back. Have fun tripping around south India I see.

M said...

Failing the JEE? Somebody taking your pulse? Sheesh!

mahesh said...

and mahesh says...... thats the way you write maccha...
like my lap the post too is electric.

mahesh.

all or nothing said...

I CAME. I READ. I LIKED IT :)

S said...

hehehe - fun yes...but fair share of horror too!! :P

and u always read my mind in ur posts - freaky! :O

sulaj said...

ooooh how could i forget?
PILOT PAINTS DEFINES MAGIC!!!!!!

sulaj said...

ok.... i had posted a comment and something went wrong, so here i go again.

loved every bit of it...especially the sulaj kini dancing bit ;)
we should start a 'we love namma aunty's konkani dal' fan club. whaddya say?
and amen to baba o'reily and 'che faro senza te?'
love you anna.

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Aamka aamgel pachchille dal aavadtha/ masta preethi. Pinni, get the language right.

Kini said...

Lol, dude, I'm afraid you're the one in the wrong here. "Namma aunty" is what we call the nice lady who comes and cooks lunch/dinner for us and leaves. Her name's Narmada. Ergo Nammaunty. *giggle* Konkani lesson from Pi. That'll be the day. :D

Cheeky said...

Hey nice post dude considering it has my name in it :P

Cheeky said...

And Physics II. Damn. Once in a lifetime experience that was! :D

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Kassavarshikre.

Anonymous said...

The intro to Baba O Riley. Agree with you there dude. Sheer Magic.

pinni said...

ahhh.. kalle re pi? atha varshik ve? ek pati ghara yo ani namma aunty le dali toi kha. pachi kai! kithle bod kharchile title konkani borochaka?

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Pinni, tukk bod suklya go. Ani dali, soupa manke nai, khauchaka; dal pivcha urtha. Ani namma aunty hot ani single asswe? Thenna mathre etta, nalari vyarth watthal megel trippa.

Ha!

pinni said...

jaavet re... tithle konkani udgasa assa nave! ani namma unty ka pannas varsh jalla. interest assa ve? jaitha pivcha yo...devasthana pashi laik assa!!!

Kini said...

@SNT and Pinni
Idiots. The lot of you.

Saturday Night Takeout said...

It seems I have to top this and give the ultimate statement. Ever. Here goes-

MADGAN KHAOON UDDA PILLARI PATTHAL UTKADE!!!

[I win]

Kini said...

*white flag*

Anonymous said...

Are you as conceited a strutting popinjay as I think you are, son? Well ... I don't know why exactly I had to land up here behind this garb of anonimity and post this, but a factor might be the unbearable stink of genuine phoniness emaniting out of your posts.. So you did a favour to humanity when you were born eh? Some tutelage in a gentleman's humility, anyone? Well.. the kid.. needs his bottoms spanked to put him in line.. Well it's all right I guess if your rantings are restricted to the ears of pettish coquettish flibbertigibbets and presumptuous whippersnappers.. go on, have a blast of a putatively 'cool' life, my friend...

PS: I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your blues number sucked real bad dude,It was the worst insult ...An example of a masterpiece from a pompously grandiloquent poetaster.. a humiliation .. for blues and jazz, if there was any.. guess you're better off writing some lyrics for some Enrique Iglesias or some other gay icon with a gay popsicle arse like the one you, so happily, possess.

Anonymous said...

Are you as conceited a strutting popinjay as I think you are, son? Well ... I don't know why exactly I had to land up here behind this garb of anonimity and post this, but a factor might be the unbearable stink of genuine phoniness emanating out of your posts.. So you did a favour to humanity when you were born eh? Some tutelage in a gentleman's humility, anyone? Well.. the kid.. needs his bottoms spanked to put him in line.. Well it's all right I guess if your rantings are restricted to the ears of pettish coquettish flibbertigibbets and presumptuous whippersnappers.. go on, have a blast of a putatively 'cool' life, my friend...

PS: I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your blues number sucked real bad dude,It was the worst insult ...An example of a masterpiece from a pompously grandiloquent poetaster.. a humiliation .. for blues and jazz, if there was any.. guess you're better off writing some lyrics for some Enrique Iglesias or some other gay icon with a gay popsicle arse like the one you, so happily, posess.

Anonymous said...

Oops the first one was without checkin for the errors expected due to my searing rage at such young pretentious fuck mouthing mongoloid retards like yourself.. but ah whatever never mind.

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Bwahahahahaha... says the person who decides multiple syllables defer away any further arguments against himself/herself. Junta, it's official- even English can't save a person from exposing their own idiocy from shining through layers of verbose bullshit.

You're entitled to an opinion, but man you must be really insecure to do something that's so retro (and for a good reason). Honey/Dude, your punctuation's all over the place, ellipses have three periods, not two, and god please, it's considered entirely shitty to thesaurize to provide strength to your argument. How diffuclt is it for you to say "You suck" in less than ten words?

Do I hear the words "ad hominem"?
Same to you.

PS- You reached the blues song? My, you must have trolled thru this blog for quite some time. Douchebag. And I've played that song for friends on D7sus, I think it sounded just fine.

PPS- Kini, I'm eating mango. Katte makshi dhanv.

Kini said...

@Anon
I'm just a kid who writes on a blog. I like writing, also because it sometimes gives me a moment of "cool". And I don't do this to hurt anybody's sensibilities. It's my blog, it's a free country and I'll go on and be pretentious for as long as I want. If you don't like what you see, go somewhere else man. Honestly, there are more pressing issues on this planet than a strutting poppinjay's blog.

This is my space and you're in it. Get out.

@SNT
Kassavarshikre, janaank vingad kaam na ve? Thanks btw. :)

amazing archie said...

HEY kINI TIS FOR U: Good one. Both for the post and for telling Mr. Anon whats right..i mean yeah its a free country..
The konk-conv between pinni and ur friend is really funny.

and if its anon whoos back to the comments: dude take it or leave it.

onmyowntrip said...

Awwwww that bought a smile....
Btw why all retro must be in some mood in Mumbai...
can't wait to get home is it ???

Nother Anon said...

As a member of a free country visiting a free blog, I think anonymous is entitled to freely express whatever thoughts his freedom of expression allows him to... hence I don't think it is very free of you to freely ask him to get out of your free space, and that the same freedom that you used to free-flow your words in freeze-frame should be reason enough for anon to free up his mind of his free-wheeling thoughts... especially when you proclaim to allow Free Speech right at the beginning...

amazing archie said...

TIS TO ANON AGAIN: Sire ur free mind just freely forgot something...i read between the free lines..in this free countries..free blogs..free space..u did read..free speach in the beginning...must i say u forgot some free thing...tis..FOR THE DUMB...i always thought what kini meant...now reading ur comment..i know

Anons know grammar too said...

Ha ha, Jughead has a sense of humour I see, though if it's only the dumb that are allowed to speak, one wonders why the Amazing Jughead had to... And to quote a previous grammar expert, Ellipses have three periods, always. And when thou refer to thyself, the I is in capitals... unless you have only a small opinion of yourself, of course, in which case 'i' would do.
And even a high school dropout would know that when you address an unknown person, you go Sir/MADAM... Unless of course, by Sire, you asked me to reproduce...

Anonymous said...

Tell you what, this contest seems more interesting than the blog itself...keep it going!

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

Hey Sahil,

Was really happy to see the "2003 BMW Williams F1 engine singing around Turn 14 in the US GP" thing. That was one hell of a car. What an engine.

Just an observation:
It should be Turn 13. There are only 13 turns and the high speed banked turn at the end of the lap is Turn 13 and not 14.

Also, the 2003 race saw Juan Pablo Montoya losing it all. His championship hopes went down the drain and Ralf Schumacher spun too. So not exactly a "happy" race for the team..But, didn't their engine rock?

Bharath Somayaji

Swami Pokledas said...

Shenoy maam? Electric laps? I've heard of it..need to witness it soon

Hmmm..anyway...the Material Science Engineer in your profile looks cool...

dushy said...

Good that u have just mentioned Atlas Shrugged and not The Fountain Head.Thats an ass of a book.

Anonymous said...

Potaytoe, potaatoe.

tangled said...

"This is my space and you're in it. Get out."

Why don't they ever listen?

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